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How To Write A Book

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First, find a comfy nook

Sit down with the laptop

Switch it on and get ready to type

But first go get some tea

And your favourite comfy hoodie

Sit back down

Now you’re comfortable and warm

But did you leave the oven on?

Go check the oven

And fix yourself some snacks while you’re at it

Play with the cat for a few hours

Make your dinner

Maybe some more tea

Switch off the laptop and head to bed

Tomorrow you’ll definitely write that book

Wait… did you think this would be actual advice on how to write a book?? Do you not know me at all? Wowwww…

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Pooja G

84 responses to “How To Write A Book”

  1. Hilary Tan Avatar
    Hilary Tan

    Why do today what you can put off tomorrow?

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      That’s what I always say… 😂

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  2. John Avatar
    John

    I didn’t think that you had written a book, Pooja! 😂❤️

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hahaha 😂❤

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  3. ejstoo Avatar
    ejstoo

    That’s cute 🙂

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks

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  4. Third Culture Kid Avatar
    Third Culture Kid

    Hahahahahaha!!! Love it!!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol thanks!

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  5. mskena0122 Avatar
    mskena0122

    How did you know??🤣 I have very good intentions on the events of the day and the wind can blow or the sun will shine and I’m distracted🤦🏽‍♀️

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha I’m exactly the same way 😫😂

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  6. BabyFunbo Avatar
    BabyFunbo

    The procrastination is real! 😂
    This is me every day. The only difference is I end up playing with my dog instead cuz I don’t have a cat.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      For real 😫 Lol as long as you procrastinate with a pet 😂

      Reply
  7. iamvhardik Avatar
    iamvhardik

    Thoroughly enjoyed reading the post! 😀

    I have done almost everything mentioned in this wonderful post.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks so much!

      Reply
  8. Sheri Dye Avatar
    Sheri Dye

    Lol, not only entertaining but so relatable. 🤭

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks so much!

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      1. Sheri Dye Avatar
        Sheri Dye

        Any time. 😋

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  9. joshjii Avatar
    joshjii

    Excellent post

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thank you.

      Reply
  10. Mistryland Avatar
    Mistryland

    😂😂😂 how to do anything tbh

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      The only way to do anything 😂😂😂

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  11. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Sounds about right, only maybe more for me it would be play with the dog x 6. He loves to play, he’s a cheeky little guy but when you engage him you can see him go through this kind of “ah heck, I didn’t think I’d get this far” haha.

    I have thought about writing a book before but it’s just never really interested me. Books often sound like a lot of work for something that may or may not sell. I prefer to take risks on things that I know are more likely to work haha.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Aww he sounds adorable and like a great distraction lol!

      Haha that’s fair. Writing a book is most definitely a lot of work.

      Reply
  12. inspirechief Avatar
    inspirechief

    No more truthful article has ever been written about how to write a book. 🤗❤️🙏

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thank you so much 😊☺🥰

      Reply
  13. My Rollercoaster Journey Avatar
    My Rollercoaster Journey

    Hilarious 😆 you got me! I actually expected it to be advice how to write a book.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha nope no advice here 😂😂

      Reply
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  15. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
    Cindy Georgakas

    omg so funny.. it sounded so relaxing and I was sooooo motivated! hahaha and then after that who’s the time! ha! 😂😂💖💖 love it Pooja!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hahah thanks so much and no unfortunately you will find no motivation on this blog 🤣🤣

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      1. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
        Cindy Georgakas

        😂😂😂 you are soooo funny.. Yes, I ALWAYS get motivation from you… but this time a laugh which was more needed! 💖🙏🙏🙏xo

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Haha glad you got a chuckle! 😂

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          1. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
            Cindy Georgakas

            Totally did 🙏 😂

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  16. TheUnknownReilly Avatar
    TheUnknownReilly

    Tomorrow becomes years later… 🤦. I swear I’ll finish it someday 🙈!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      And someday means like a decade later 😂😂

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      1. TheUnknownReilly Avatar
        TheUnknownReilly

        (checks old drafts)… 😅🤦😐 Not ten years, but… How embarrassing 🙈😬

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Haha I dread looking through drafts 😫😂

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  17. Azilde Elizabeth Avatar
    Azilde Elizabeth

    😂 love this!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thank you!

      Reply
  18. Lillie Avatar
    Lillie

    Very funny! Thanks for making me smile!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Glad it made you smile!

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  19. haoyando Avatar
    haoyando

    Hahaha. You know it is said some poets write their poems when they were sleeping, for example, Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Writing short stories and short essays is much easier than writing a big book. And it is all in our mind. I guess finding what really makes one tickle is really important and the book has to exist in our mind first before it shows up in the digital form. LOL.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Oh wow that’s so interesting. True shorter things are significantly easier to write. I think everything exists in my mind but I can’t seem to get it down on paper lol.

      Reply
  20. Mimie Mailumo Avatar
    Mimie Mailumo

    I kept on scrolling waiting for a twist (actual advice) 😂 I do love tea, I’ll continue to sip till I come around to actually write the book😂❤️❤️

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha same here! Just sitting and sipping tea 😂😂❤

      Reply
  21. Doug Avatar
    Doug

        I’m glad to know that tomorrow I’ll definitely write that book. Thanks for the encouragement. But I think I’ll need coffee with my snacks. And now I’ll have to look up that expression I used to know “every nook and cranny”.
        I’ve always liked plan A procrastination and hope, knowing that it’s going to be a great book, because it was in a dream and it felt like the characters in the dream liked it, except that the dream script writer is in my brain somewhere and though it seems like a separate person, it still belongs to me but plays hide-and-go-seek like a child during the day.
        Plan B, the outline outlier. Nook-type tea is a soothing outline for a poem tome to be owned or not to be owned. A few stacks of paper can be pushed aside gracefully for the snacks because potato chips are greasy and you wouldn’t want to get grease on your papers.
        Plan C, rhymes. The archives have poems that rhyme with “C”. Indeed.
        “How to write a poem…” I used to know this. I’ve forgotten. Remind me.
        Cat? Wait, wasn’t that a play — “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” (Tennessee Williams)
        I’d add to these instructions to get the cat off the roof, and the buns out of the oven.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hahaha love this! 😂😂

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  22. Indigo Avatar
    Indigo

    Why does this feel like the story of my life whenever I need to get work done?😅😅
    Quite relatable and funny. Love this.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thank you 😂😅

      Reply
  23. She Went Left Avatar
    She Went Left

    Lol like the “Procrastination” episode of Spongebob. Me all day. I SHOULD be writing or exercising for an impending white water rafting trip. Instead I’m cleaning (and reading your post 🤣). I only clean when it’s the lesser of multiple, greater procrastinate-able tasks 😝

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    1. mindbeautysimplicity Avatar
      mindbeautysimplicity

      THE….🤣

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    2. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha yesss! I do that too and usually cook or clean to get out of doing something else 😂

      Reply
  24. mindbeautysimplicity Avatar
    mindbeautysimplicity

    This made me laugh 😂 I think about writing a book daily….will I?
    The world will have to wait and see…

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol same here 😂

      Reply
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  26. Juliette Avatar
    Juliette

    Ahaha I have always wanted to write a book (one day…) and I am almost 100% that my attempt will go EXACTLY like this! Thanks for the laughs! Hope you are doing well! 😊

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks and yes this is generally how it goes! 😂😭

      Reply
  27. Lokesh Sastya Avatar
    Lokesh Sastya

    How to write a book?

    Ans: A BOOK

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha exactly 😅

      Reply
  28. amaniupendo1 Avatar
    amaniupendo1

    Insightful.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks

      Reply
  29. Claire Avatar
    Claire

    Very true!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks!

      Reply
  30. Lebogang Shazzygal Malatji Avatar
    Lebogang Shazzygal Malatji

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Knowing you, at first I doubted. I thought you were sharing someone else’s book. And then I read through and goshhh ohh goshhhh😂😂😂

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha well at least you know me well enough to know this post wouldn’t be serious 😂😂😂

      Reply
  31. beautifulthoughtsin Avatar
    beautifulthoughtsin

    Hey Pooja!

    I loved this post! And to show some love- here’s a little surprise for you!
    An episode on Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/episode/4kUSz81qrPkKfDVliWEjH4?si=5H1JjbxJSki4ee5b7sf32Q
    Do let me know if you liked it!!!!!
    I am excited!!!!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      🙂

      Reply
  32. beautifulthoughtsin Avatar
    beautifulthoughtsin

    Reblogged this on Beautiful Thoughts and commented:
    Here’s How you can write a book!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks for the reblog 🙂

      Reply
      1. beautifulthoughtsin Avatar
        beautifulthoughtsin

        But I am more excited about knowing if you liked the podcast episode on it!!!!

        Reply
  33. M.B. Henry Avatar
    M.B. Henry

    LOL sound about right.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol!

      Reply
  34. redzrosebud Avatar
    redzrosebud

    I’m currently actually working on a book right now and I saw this and was like “oh this will be so helpful!” Not really, but it’s something better! It’s really funny!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha sorry it wasn’t helpful at all but at least you got a laugh out of it!

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      1. redzrosebud Avatar
        redzrosebud

        It was very much funny😂

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          😄😂

          Reply
  35. Jennifer Lauren Avatar
    Jennifer Lauren

    Loved your post, it really brighten up my day

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks so much.

      Reply
  36. Manka Avatar
    Manka

    Haha! You got me! 😀

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      😂😉

      Reply
  37. Natasha Ruhwald Avatar
    Natasha Ruhwald

    “I’m in this blog post and I don’t like it” lol!

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol!

      Reply
  38. hamidrezajandaghi Avatar
    hamidrezajandaghi

    I used your method to write my first book! 😉😂

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha well I think most writers use this method 😂

      Reply

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