It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to everyone and it is a big deal! Okay, so now that the “Friends” reference is officially out of the way we can get back to this post. I hadn’t planned on writing this post today or ever really because let’s be honest- lifesfinewhine is a speck in the giant universe that is the internet.
But yesterday it happened. I am no longer just a little speck. I am officially a planet (when I told my sister that she told me I’m Uranus because I’m a gas giant). Okay, so that’s a bit of an exaggeration. Am I just using weird space metaphors in an attempt to make this post longer for SEO reasons? No, it’s also because I took that one course about planets and now I know more about them then I have ever cared to learn before. It was pretty fun though. My professor was hilarious!
Anyway, now that I have gotten to the word limit and as a bonus successfully irritated you into both never reading another one of my posts again and also immediately blocking this site, I can finally get to the point of this post. Yesterday, I received an email I never thought I would with an achievement I never thought I would be celebrating. Here is screenshots of it:
Yup, that’s right! Your girl has finally made it to the first page of Google!! I want to thank Google, my friends and family and of course you guys! My loyal fans who live to read my posts and would be nothing without me. In case you don’t get sarcasm that was sarcasm. BUT, I do want to thank you guys for all the support you have shown me! Without your views, comments and follows I would never be where I am today. Really, thank you.
It took me years to make my site user and SEO friendly. To make each one of my posts user and SEO friendly. To pay people for views to make my site and posts look that way when I realised I’m a quitter. And after all this time and hundreds if not thousands of dollars later here we are. Again, major sarcasm alert.
I actually did work my ass off. Mostly because I’m too broke to pay someone else to do it and partly because I actually love blogging and I love what I do and partly because I’m a perfectionist so I have to be good at everything or it will drive me insane.
If you are struggling to get views, follows and comments feel free to check out my services page where I offer multiple services that can get you just that. If I can get to the #1 page of Google using the right keywords so can you! If you’re broke and prefer not to pay for services check out my very free blogging advice posts by clicking here. (If you click the free one you clearly hate me so wow… just wow… now I know). Can you tell that I’m in a weird joke-y mood? I don’t know why but I’m just going to enjoy the serotonin while it lasts. It may just be the lack of sleep Hopefully, this post isn’t as annoying as it seems while editing.
So yeah, I feel like my hard work paid off and that’s an amazing feeling. And all of you guys have such amazing blogs I hope you know you guys can achieve everything you want to as well. Thanks again!
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