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Why Does Greenland Hate Me?

I don’t have a post ready for today so I am going to do what I do best- whine. After all, this is Lifesfinewhine. It’s still called that right? I am sort of losing my memory now that I’m old, greying and have started to get forehead wrinkles. Or it could be due to the lack of sleep and awful lifestyle. But I’m going to choose to blame it on age. Anyway, today we will be whining about Greenland.

Now back to Greenland and the whining. I have noticed that there are so many countries I have gotten views from, almost all of them actually. But, in all my years as a blogger I have never gotten a single view from Greenland.

Greenland is the one my wonky arrow is pointing at…

And I have just one question for them- Greenland, what’s good?

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Seriously, why do you guys hate lifesfinewhine? Are the lifesfinewhiners not good enough for you?

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I was randomly going through my yearly views and was so happy to see so many views from so many different countries. And then, as we humans do I noticed the places I had no views from. So now, I’m choosing to fixate on that instead of appreciate the many other countries I get views from. And people say being human isn’t great. We have amazing perks like broken brains, who wouldn’t want this?? Who wouldn’t want to fixate on dumb things that don’t matter their whole life?

Anyway, do you guys get views from Greenland? And more importantly, do you think you’re better than me just because Greenland loves you? Let me know in the comments below…

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I hope you enjoyed this filler post. I’m having a rough day and did not have any ideas on what to post, lol. Then I saw this post in my drafts and thought “bingo!” Hope you guys are having a better day than me! Also, feel free to share this post with anyone you know in Greenland. Or just randomly share it with the tag “Greenland.” Let’s get Lifesfinewhine to Greenland. I believe in you my fellow lifesfinewhiners! We can do this!

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135 responses to “Why Does Greenland Hate Me?”

  1. Feets Avatar
    Feets

    This is hilarious. I love this post. I hardly have views from other countries from what I assume to be a language barrier and not being on here that long. I wonder what people from Greenland like?

    Also, this reminds me of Plague Inc.😂

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks so much. Yes, it may be a language barrier actually. I don’t know Plague Inc. lol 😂

      Reply
      1. Feets Avatar
        Feets

        It’s a video game (mobile and desktop) that you get to control diseases and take over the world by k*lling everyone or by controlling everyone. They also have fun side games.

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Oh nice, sounds interesting.

          Reply
  2. Poet of the Light Avatar
    Poet of the Light

    I have no idea where my followers are from myself. Anything more than one (in case I’m shadowing myself) is a sucess in my book. Does that make me less grateful or more obtusely ignorant? I have to digress and go whine somewhere. 😉

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol this is always a safe place to whine 😂

      Reply
      1. Poet of the Light Avatar
        Poet of the Light

        Well in that case, I do hope there are plenty of puppies, back rubs, air condtioning, and hot coccoa. Oh, and if I’m going to act spoiled, do note I don’t do clean ups but a nice soft blankey would be nice, in case I feel chilled during my nap. 😉

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          We have hot cocoa… 😂

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          1. Poet of the Light Avatar
            Poet of the Light

            bbbbutt- no puppies??? ;(

            Reply
            1. Pooja G Avatar
              Pooja G

              This is more of a cat blog 🐈 No puppies here.

              Reply
              1. Poet of the Light Avatar
                Poet of the Light

                Well being a Leo, I might be convinced to overlook that but hot cocco with marshmallows is a must.

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                1. Pooja G Avatar
                  Pooja G

                  Those will be provided. It’s a guarantee.

                  Reply
  3. yoyoliving Avatar
    yoyoliving

    ok, you made me check…I don’t have any views from Greenland either, but I had 1 from Iceland. I have 191 from “unknown region”. How can Google not know where 191 viewers are from?

    Reply
    1. DEVANG UPADHYAYA Avatar
      DEVANG UPADHYAYA

      Must be aliens doing 😅

      Reply
      1. Pooja G Avatar
        Pooja G

        😂

        Reply
    2. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Wow that’s so many views it’s so strange they don’t know where those views are from. I’ve never had views that weren’t from a specific region.

      Reply
      1. yoyoliving Avatar
        yoyoliving

        Maybe they are from Greenland..LOL, and WordPress doesn’t know what that is.

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          That would make sense 😂

          Reply
  4. Alex Diaz-Granados Avatar
    Alex Diaz-Granados

    I’ve never gotten pageviews from Greenland, either.

    By the same token, I’ve never gotten pageviews from Iran, Afghanistan, or one of the other ‘Stans.

    So, it’s not just you that Greenland apparently has issues with.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Wow, Greenland just seems to hate bloggers lol.

      Reply
      1. Alex Diaz-Granados Avatar
        Alex Diaz-Granados

        Apparently so! 🙂

        Reply
  5. Renard Moreau Avatar
    Renard Moreau

    🤔 What you can do is to actually publish a blog post about Greenland (Hopefully, by doing that, you will get some views from Greenland).

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      I hope this one will do the trick 😊

      Reply
      1. yoyoliving Avatar
        yoyoliving

        Did you “tag” Greenland onto this post? #Greenland or @Greenland

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Yes, I used the hashtag “Greenland.”

          Reply
  6. Diamonds or Light Education Avatar
    Diamonds or Light Education

    This is so funny. I think Greenland would be in Denmark. I have views from Denmark, Europe, etc., not Greenland.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha I know, I found it so amusing too. I have views from other European countries too just none specifically from Greenland.

      Reply
  7. John Avatar
    John

    I hope you feel better soon, Pooja. And, you are still young! Now that you mention it, I have never received anything from Greenland either. I guess they don’t have internet way up there? Or, some stupid government restrictions? No idea.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks! I think it must be a government restriction of some sort because I’ve heard there is internet there. How odd though why restrict blogs.

      Reply
      1. John Avatar
        John

        You know more than I, Pooja! Maybe they are isolationists? Yet, they do have a tourist industry. maybe we should visit and get the facts!

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Yeah they have a pretty good tourism industry so I’m not sure what the issue would be. Maybe WordPress doesn’t offer their services in Greenland?

          Reply
          1. John Avatar
            John

            Ask one of those lovely happiness engineers!

            Reply
            1. Pooja G Avatar
              Pooja G

              Lol as though they would ever be helpful!

              Reply
              1. John Avatar
                John

                They have been helpful to me a few times, but not always!

                Reply
                1. Pooja G Avatar
                  Pooja G

                  They are occasionally helpful to me too but sometimes they make a bigger mess of things lol.

                  Reply
  8. The Devotional Guy™ Avatar
    The Devotional Guy™

    Fun post! Yeah, it’s cool to look at the different places your blog reaches and is read.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks! Yeah, it’s definitely a lot of fun to do that.

      Reply
  9. DEVANG UPADHYAYA Avatar
    DEVANG UPADHYAYA

    You are getting old??
    You are gen z!!
    It’s your lifestyle and work schedule 😅
    Please take good care of yourself ☀️
    About Greenland, you need 2-3 posts for Greenland to see if you get any activity.
    Probably, people don’t use American sites there much. 🤷🏻‍♂️
    This post was great. I should too, start keeping stuff in drafts (which I generally avoid). But, you gave me idea, when I’ve nothing to share I’ll just reshare other’s blogs 😛

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol thanks. It’s not that bad I just like to whine a lot 😂
      Haha yes that’s a good idea!

      Reply
      1. DEVANG UPADHYAYA Avatar
        DEVANG UPADHYAYA

        Then okay!!!😁

        Reply
  10. Lekhak Avatar
    Lekhak

    Funny one ! 😁😄

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thank you 😬

      Reply
  11. Lokesh Sastya Avatar
    Lokesh Sastya

    Pooja😡: Why does Greenland Hate Me?

    Greenland🥰: I felt so isolated. Finally, someone wants me to hate her.

    Reply
    1. Lokesh Sastya Avatar
      Lokesh Sastya

      Hey Pooja, I have an idea. Find a blogger from Greenland. And earn some views.
      Do we any such a blogger?

      Reply
      1. Pooja G Avatar
        Pooja G

        That’s a good idea. I need to see if there are any bloggers from Greenland on WP.

        Reply
    2. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lolllll 😂

      Reply
  12. Ayi Ariquater Avatar
    Ayi Ariquater

    Nice

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks

      Reply
  13. Hilary Tan Avatar
    Hilary Tan

    I don’t think that I have received any views from Greenland either, it might be because they are not bloggers? Idk.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      How odd. Maybe WordPress doesn’t work in Greenland?

      Reply
      1. Hilary Tan Avatar
        Hilary Tan

        Greenland has a population of approx. 56,600 which is the size of a small city. It also has harsh seasons. Despite the name, the country is covered in ice.

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Yeah I’ve read about that but it also gets quite a bit of tourism which makes me feel like it probably does have Wifi especially in some areas.

          Reply
  14. Jixi Fox Avatar
    Jixi Fox

    Ha ha excellent post. I remember when I was on my numbers of traffic and countries around the world, I would always look at my yearly wrap up to see how many countries in the world I have reached. it’s exciting, but yea, WHAT’S GOOD Greenland, show my people’s some love!!! 🙂

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks. Yeah it’s fun to look at the traffic and where it’s from but I was surprised to have zero from Greenland.

      Reply
  15. Vidah Avatar
    Vidah

    I too don’t have any views from Greenland 😅🤷‍♀️

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Oops 😂

      Reply
  16. singlikewildflowers Avatar
    singlikewildflowers

    This post made me laugh!! You are so funny Pooja even when you’re having a rough day. Thanks for lifting my spirit with the Greenland post. I hope your weekend gets better.
    “Fighting” is what we Koreans say to encourage another person to “keep going” and “fight on.”
    I also have no readers from Greenland. If I get one, I’ll give a shout out. Hope you get some Greenland readers. Maybe this post will do it!!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha happy to heat that! Things are already looking up.

      I have heard people say “fighting” a lot in Kdramas so I’ve been saying it too now lol.

      Reply
  17. Doer Mindset Avatar
    Doer Mindset

    LOL, lets see if after this post, the Greenlanders will redeem themselves. It is hard to ignore this call, now that all your followers are checking.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      I really hope so!

      Reply
  18. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
    Cindy Georgakas

    You are hysterical Pooja! Sorry you’re having a bad day but this must have perked you up a lil. love the gifs. Do you want some of my Greenland followers? hahaha🤣. Teasing.. i never would have even thought of this but now I’m gonna look. It the absolute perfect thing to do when you want to distract a busy mind.. 😂💗

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks and it’s already looking up now! Lol yes, please send some Greenland followers my way 😂

      Reply
  19. Luna Phoxx Avatar
    Luna Phoxx

    This cracked me up 😂
    I hope you get some good rest and self-care!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks so much 😊

      Reply
  20. beautifulthoughtsin Avatar
    beautifulthoughtsin

    I choose to express myself with this emoji for the post – 😂
    Also, just wondering, which country gives you the most viewers?

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol! I get the most views from the US and second most from India. 😊

      Reply
  21. BabyFunbo Avatar
    BabyFunbo

    Lols 😂
    This post brightened up my rather dull day.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha glad to hear that 😂

      Reply
  22. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Soo my thinking is that Greenland is sort of like what people imagine Iceland would be, it’s quite icy and mountainous. Take it from someone who goes to Cornwall, it can be bad enough down there and the hills are nothing by way of comparison 🤣 you can get wifi in some villages, but if you’re on the hills, you’re stuffed. You might just get some wifi if you go stand where there are literally no buildings around you, but it’s no commodity.
    I haven’t had any views from Greenland either, but this is my logic. If the wifi is patchy, blogging might not even be a thing 🤣

    Reply
    1. Helen Avatar
      Helen

      Sorry, that should be “it’s no common commodity”.

      Reply
    2. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Yeah I have seen a lot of pictures and videos of it. I also learnt that they called it Greenland to attract people there and thought no one would go there if they called it something like Iceland lol. It could definitely be due to a lack of proper WiFi.

      Reply
  23. dustyreviewer Avatar
    dustyreviewer

    Lol. I have never had even one view from Greenland. You’ll have to let us know if this works.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Maybe Greenland hates all bloggers as a collective? Lol, will definitely let you guys know when I get any views from Greenland.

      Reply
  24. daddyxerox Avatar
    daddyxerox

    Thanks for visting my weblog ,
    I created It yesterday only
    Thanks!!!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      My pleasure and thanks for visiting as well!

      Reply
      1. daddyxerox Avatar
        daddyxerox

        👍

        Reply
  25. J{A}N Avatar
    J{A}N

    I’ll be 40 in November and still look like im 25. How old are you?

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      I’m 25 but look like I’ll be 40 in November. Kidding, it’s not that bad but I started greying early. It’s in my genes. You definitely don’t look 40. I would never have guessed.

      Reply
      1. J{A}N Avatar
        J{A}N

        Same. I started sprouting grey hairs really early. But not a lot though. You’ll look great when you’re 40.

        Reply
        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Thanks and yeah mine is the same, just a few random ones here and there.

          Reply
  26. Doug Avatar
    Doug

    Maybe you can study up on ballistic missile early warning systems and get a job at the Thule Air Base and then you’ll get a view from inside Greenland. But it might be easier to learn the Greenlander language. I don’t know which is harder. But the problem then would be that everything is so secret. It’ll probably be easier to join the hunt for caribou in the fall, foxes and hares year round, musk-oxen and polar bear in the spring, but then the computer links might not be so good out on the ice.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      I guess studying ballistic missiles it is… at least I’ll have decent WiFi.

      Reply
  27. btrb Avatar
    btrb

    Great post! I think you have accurately described me! Come on, Greenland! Someone there, please give her a view!!!!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thank you! None so far from Greenland but I’m staying hopeful.

      Reply
  28. Kirsten Avatar
    Kirsten

    I checked my stats. None from Greenland but I have 1 view from Iceland. I love seeing new countries pop up… Now I’ll have to keep a lookout for Greenland. 🙂

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Let me know if you ever get some views from Greenland!

      Reply
      1. Kirsten Avatar
        Kirsten

        I will! 🥰

        Reply
  29. Geoff Stamper Avatar
    Geoff Stamper

    Very entertaining post. I have no views from Greenland but also none from many other countries with bigger populations!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Oh I see, very interesting. Maybe some countries just aren’t that into blogs!

      Reply
  30. 90sgrungechick Avatar
    90sgrungechick

    This post made me laugh. Worth it!

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha, thank you!

      Reply
  31. reeydah Avatar
    reeydah

    ..maybe people in Greenland don’t speak English? I’m horrible at geography lol. But it might be a matter of someone from Greenland seeing your posts by chance. I think. Anyways, they sure are missing a lot

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Yeah they speak Greenlandish but I think they still know English. I don’t know though lol.

      Reply
  32. Juliette Avatar
    Juliette

    Ahaha love this post! I checked my all time stats too and Greenland was grey there too (as well as many other countries tbh ahaha)! I love looking at country stats because I always feel like they are a bit “random” ahah! Please let us know if you manage to reach Greenland one day! I believe in you! 😀

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      I love looking at country stats too because I’m always surprised by the places I get views from. Some are very random! Haha will definitely let everyone know if I ever get one from Greenland!

      Reply
  33. Arjun Avatar
    Arjun

    maybe it is because you already have enough views. 😀

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Lol I can always use some more.

      Reply
      1. Arjun Avatar
        Arjun

        yeah, hopefully you will get more 😀

        Reply
  34. Pennize Pics Avatar
    Pennize Pics

    Pooja, I don’t understand why having Greenland in your corner is so important. I think what you write is very helpful and entertaining at times. So what if some other country doesn’t find you. Maybe they don’t have good internet service over there. Just saying. Have a better day.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Don’t worry I was only kidding. I would love to get views from Greenland but I am perfectly content without them. It may be an internet issue or it could be a language barrier.

      Reply
  35. Jane Aguiar Avatar
    Jane Aguiar

    I don’t get any viewer from Greenland but I have 1 from Iceland. There is one of unknown region. I also wonder why these people are not interested in reading and writing.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hmm very interesting. I don’t know what “unknown region” could be.

      Reply
      1. Jane Aguiar Avatar
        Jane Aguiar

        I was thinking that after some days the name of that unknown region will come but I was wrong.

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          Yeah another reader said they have almost 200 views from “unknown region.” It’s so odd.

          Reply
          1. Jane Aguiar Avatar
            Jane Aguiar

            Yeah, I too think so 🤔

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      2. Jane Aguiar Avatar
        Jane Aguiar

        Thank you so much, Pooja! ❤️

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          You’re very welcome! ❤️

          Reply
  36. The Daily Score Avatar
    The Daily Score

    Any views from the other part of the Kingdom of Denmark, the Faroe Islands?

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Yeah I have views from everywhere else except a couple of Middle Eastern countries and Greenland.

      Reply
      1. The Daily Score Avatar
        The Daily Score

        Weird. I wonder if Greenland’s web traffic is routed through Denmark? I honestly have no clue though

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          It could be, but I really don’t know either. It’s just so odd.

          Reply
  37. Shaunelius Sterns Avatar
    Shaunelius Sterns

    I have no views from Greenland either now that you mention it. I wonder why? Maybe if we would do some research on the country and write about it, maybe it will get their attention. It was just a thought. Great post. Thanks for sharing. Have a great week.

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Yes, that might work. Perhaps we should write more posts about Greenland. Thanks so much and you too.

      Reply
  38. dubemolovo Avatar
    dubemolovo

    I can’t say if i have had any view from Greenland. Well then, there are so many other countries i have yet to conquer. Maybe after then, I can think of Greenland.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hopefully you’re able to conquer them all.

      Reply
  39. Rooks Avatar
    Rooks

    Mayhap it’s because secretly, Greenland is a dictatorship biding it’s time to invade the Western powers in a move no one would see coming, so they shut down the internet to avoid giving away their dastardly plan?

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hmm you may have stumbled on to something. If you disappear soon we’ll know who was behind it.

      Reply
  40. haoyando Avatar
    haoyando

    I had never heard of Greenland until recently when global warming is becoming so alarming that the ice and the glaciers are all disappearing in Greenland…

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Yes, I read about that too. It’s quite scary how fast the world is warming up.

      Reply
      1. haoyando Avatar
        haoyando

        Hope we all survive the global warming that’s going to be coming…

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          I don’t know if we will but I hope for the best.

          Reply
  41. Reaseaorg Avatar
    Reaseaorg

    The population density in Greenland is 0 per Km2 (0 people per mi2). The total land area is 410,450 Km2 (158,476 sq. miles); So yeah like only 56,000 people. Of those I guess a priority maybe staying warm, and avoiding polar bears ?? So naive, apologies, rather than blogging. P.s I don’t have any blog views from them either. whether my blog is better is very subjective and hard to define, so I will say it is “different” and currently not as popular 🙂

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    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Hmm very interesting. I have had views from other remote areas so that’s why I was curious why I didn’t have any from here.

      Reply
      1. Reaseaorg Avatar
        Reaseaorg

        Don’t know much about the country really, but I don’t either so maybe there is a reason …

        Reply
  42. Akshita gupta Avatar
    Akshita gupta

    Lol I heard first time about this country.
    Don’t worry you’ll definitely get views from this country as well.
    I hope you you get good views from India as well.

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Haha thanks so much and yes India is in my top 3 countries for views 😊

      Reply
  43. Belladonna Avatar
    Belladonna

    Checking to see if I have Greenland folks 🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Do you?? 😂

      Reply
      1. Belladonna Avatar
        Belladonna

        Nope 🤣🤣🤣 WTH!!!

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        1. Pooja G Avatar
          Pooja G

          So weird! 😂

          Reply
          1. Belladonna Avatar
            Belladonna

            For sure 😂

            Reply
  44. Rehoboth Avatar
    Rehoboth

    Excellent
    Thanks

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Thanks so much.

      Reply
  45. lfish64 Avatar
    lfish64

    This has been a long quest for me as well. Someday I would love to visit Greenland. I am not a fan of the cold, however this place has always intrigued me. Greenlanders what do you like to be called?

    Reply
    1. Pooja G Avatar
      Pooja G

      Wow, that sounds nice. I would love to visit Greenland too. And maybe get some people there to read my blog lol.

      Reply

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