First, find a comfy nook
Sit down with the laptop
Switch it on and get ready to type
But first go get some tea
And your favourite comfy hoodie
Sit back down
Now you’re comfortable and warm
But did you leave the oven on?
Go check the oven
And fix yourself some snacks while you’re at it
Play with the cat for a few hours
Make your dinner
Maybe some more tea
Switch off the laptop and head to bed
Tomorrow you’ll definitely write that book
About “How To Write A Book”:
Wait… did you think this would be actual advice on how to write a book?? Do you not know me at all? Wowwww…
Generally, my poetry and short stories tend to be a little more darker, often with dark and twisted endings. However, I find myself in more of a playful mood today. And this poem just randomly came to me as I struggled to put together a book. Well, as I struggled to find the enthusiasm and energy to put together a book. And I thought, why not share this annoying experience of my mind refusing to cooperate with everyone on WordPress. There’s always people here that can relate to me.
What did you think of the poem? Did you enjoy the more humorous share? Let me know in the comments below because I would absolutely love to hear from you or simply stop by and say hi!
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