The King Of Deceit:
Kevin and Sandra are in bed cuddling…
KEVIN: Wow, that was amazing.
SANDRA: Thanks, Kevin. I usually don’t go this fast with relationships but I feel like there’s something special here…
KEVIN: I feel it too, Sandra.
SANDRA: I’m just going to go freshen up really quick, be right back!
Kevin starts scrolling to his phone as Sandra enters the bathroom. A few seconds later, Sandra walks out of the bathroom holding a toothbrush looking angry.
SANDRA: Why are there two toothbrushes in your bathroom? Do you have a girlfriend?
KEVIN: Sandra, listen…
SANDRA: How could you lie to me? This is what I get for joining Tinder again!
Sandra starts putting on her clothes quickly.
KEVIN: Sandra, just let me explain.
SANDRA: Fine, explain!
KEVIN: That toothbrush belongs to my brother, he’s visiting right now and just headed out with friends a while ago.
SANDRA: Really? So the women’s perfume and birth control pills also belong to him?
Kevin starts turning red.
KEVIN: Umm, okay so I lied a little bit but… okay, just give me a minute to really explain.
SANDRA: You have thirty seconds.
KEVIN: They were my ex girlfriends, we just broke up and she hasn’t finished picking up all her stuff yet. I didn’t want to tell you because I didn’t want you to think I still have feelings for her because I don’t. She was a monster and cheated on me multiple times.
SANDRA: Oh… I’m sorry you went through that.
KEVIN: Thanks, are we cool now?
Kevin gets out of bed to hug her. Just then, a woman walks into the bedroom.
TIFFANY: Kevin, what the hell are you doing?
KEVIN: Tiffany… I thought you were at your parents house…
TIFFANY: Yeah, and I thought you weren’t cheating on me with some bimbo but I guess we were both wrong…
SANDRA: Bimbo? That’s funny coming from someone who looks like they just finished their OnlyFans photoshoot!
TIFFANY: Shut up you little home wrecker! And Kevin, I’m done! It’s was one thing when you cheated with my sister and that one time with my mum, but I am not going to let you sleep around with random women on Tinder!
KEVIN: Please, she meant nothing to me at all! She seduced me, I swear!
SANDRA: Wow, what is wrong with you? I’m outta here…
Sandra picks up her clothes and leaves.
TIFFANY: And you have one week to find another apartment, Kevin. I’m not paying for this one anymore.
KEVIN: Come on, that’s not fair. You know I’m in between jobs right now. I need you Tiffany, you’re the only woman for me!
Kevin gets down on his knees sobbing.
TIFFANY: So why did you sleep with my sister last month?
KEVIN: You know Lauren means nothing to me, I couldn’t help it she seduced me because she’s jealous of us! I love you, Tiff. In fact, I’ll prove it… Let’s get married!
TIFFANY: Do you really mean that, Kev?
KEVIN: Of course, I want to marry you and start a family with you!
TIFFANY: Yes! Yes, I’ll marry you!
Kevin and Tiffany embrace.
TIFFANY: I need to pick up something and head back to my parents. Can’t wait to tell them the good news!
KEVIN: Of course, they’ll be so happy for us!
Tiffany picks up some stuff from the closet and leaves. Kevin gets back into bed and picks up his phone.
KEVIN: Hey Lauren? It’s Big Kev, I just broke up with your sister like I promised and was hoping you’d want to come over so we can celebrate…
About The King Of Deceit:
As you can probably tell, this little story or I guess script was supposed to be like a dramedy/comedy. I don’t usually write scripts. I think the last time I wrote one was for an assignment in high school. So pardon me if I have some errors or haven’t followed the rules for a script. As I’ve mentioned before, I read a lot of AITA stories on Reddit which is what inspired this story. I was just bored one day and this story just came to me. Hope you guys enjoyed it and it made you chuckle. I tried to make it as ridiculous or silly as I could while maintaining the story.
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