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Two Sentence Horror Story #3

Two Sentence Horror Story:

“WordPress just isn’t the same, everything is so much more robotic because of the AI integration… I mean am I even talking to a human right now?” she complained

“I’m so sorry that you are no longer enjoying this platform but rest assured you are interacting with a human right now,” the Happiness Engineer assured her.

Two Sentence Horror Story

About This Story:

This week’s two sentence horror story was inspired by Kevin’s No Theme Thursday prompt for the week. He has so many great images as always. You can check out his prompts for the week here.

I’ve been meaning to write another two sentence horror story for quite some time now. They are quite popular on Reddit. At least in the part I frequent. They are very creative and fun to write. And many of you seemed to really enjoy it so I thought I would try again. So here we are with another one.

As soon as I saw this image on Kevin’s post I knew the direction I wanted this story to go in. And with my increasing frustrations with AI customer care taking over while speaking to an human is becoming increasingly difficult, I thought this would be a great way to rant lol. Or should I say a fine whine?

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my little two sentence horror story. Do let me know your thoughts on it. And don’t feet to share your scariest two sentence horror story or stories in the comments section below- I would love to read them. Or simply just stop by and say hi!

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96 responses to “Two Sentence Horror Story #3”

  1. Geoff Stamper Avatar
    Geoff Stamper

    Brilliant take.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thank you.

      Reply
  2. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    🤣 😆 this is awesome! And highly accurate! A relatable horror story for most, I’m sure👏👏 I love this two sentence horror story. Never heard of that one 😀 must try!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thanks so much, it reminded me of the post you shared with this image which was also about AI 😅
      Two sentence horror stories are so fun, give it a try!

      Reply
      1. Laura Avatar
        Laura

        Hahaha! 😂 nice, thank you, I definitely will. Horror stories are some of my fav.

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          Yay, I’m excited to read yours hopefully soon!

          Reply
  3. Sadje Avatar
    Sadje

    This is very good Pooja! And perhaps 100% true too.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thanks so much!

      Reply
      1. Sadje Avatar
        Sadje

        You’re most welcome

        Reply
  4. camilla wells paynter Avatar
    camilla wells paynter

    Terrifying. 😉

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Hehe thanks ☺️

      Reply
  5. Theo Sterling Avatar
    Theo Sterling

    great take

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thank you.

      Reply
  6. Darryl B Avatar
    Darryl B

    Ah, the beloved Happiness Engineer… getting more and more like calling say, an insurance company…
    “If you would like to—“
    “Representative.” (pause)
    “I understand you want our claims depar—“
    “Representative.” (pause)
    “Let’s start over. If you would like—“
    “REPRESENTATIVE!” (pause)
    “I didn’t get that. If you —“
    “$&@# REPRESENTATIVE!!” 😂😜

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Lol that is the absolute truth 😅

      Reply
  7. ianscyberspace Avatar
    ianscyberspace

    With all the political confusion going on in our world today I’m beginning to trust AI more than humans. LOL.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Lol I know how you feel.

      Reply
  8. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
    Cindy Georgakas

    A great horror and rant all in one, Pooja.. Gotta love that! 🙌🏽

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Hehe thank you! ☺️

      Reply
      1. Cindy Georgakas Avatar
        Cindy Georgakas

        hahaha.. of course! 🙏🏼

        Reply
  9. sharonsiconictravelphotographyblog Avatar
    sharonsiconictravelphotographyblog

    WP does not respond to my issues anymore. You used to get someone in chat who would at least make an attempt. So that first one fits well. AI is I am afraid going to phase out jobs. There is a thing now called two hour school or 2 hHour Learning. It is private schools where kids are taught via computer online through AI.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Yeah, it just seems to prefer to ignore all the issues. I miss when the chat was really helpful.
      I’m pretty sure AI is already putting people out of work and it’s going to keep getting worse.

      Reply
      1. sharonsiconictravelphotographyblog Avatar
        sharonsiconictravelphotographyblog

        Thats the issue. I actually think AI was taking over their chat before you were no longer able to get anyone on it. In the end you could not get the, to solve any of the issues anyways.

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          I agree, AI has been taking over their chat for a while now.

          Reply
  10. Jixi Fox Avatar
    Jixi Fox

    omg, like this is how the automated systems are like.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Unfortunately so.

      Reply
  11. Jixi Fox Avatar
    Jixi Fox

    WP has definitely change, tear drops for the old wordpress.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Yup, it really has and not for the better.

      Reply
  12. Joseph Glidden Avatar
    Joseph Glidden

    On the shore of the serene white sandy beach, he held the crimson-stained t-shirt up to the sun against the backdrop of swaying willows on the far shore. “I think it looks a bit like tie-dye; momma would definitely be proud of me, although she might not approve of my method,” he thought as he chuckled.
    My story is from an exercise that I had to do for a workshop many years ago. The objective was to describe a scene through the eyes of someone who just killed someone without mentioning the murder in the scene. I always thought it would be a good opening for a story.
    I read your story and thought, where is the horror, and then it clicked, lol. I got some help from the happiness engineers yesterday, and they were very quick and helpful, so I was pleasantly surprised.
    I hope you get your new glasses soon.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Ooh that’s so interesting. Sounds like a fun writing exercise. And your story turned out great, I’ll never look at tie-dye again lol.
      Quick and helpful… that may be AI lol. Just kidding.
      Thanks so much.

      Reply
      1. Joseph Glidden Avatar
        Joseph Glidden

        Thanks. At first I was connected to AI and I made lame joke and it immediately said, connecting you to a customer service agent, lol.

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          So that’s the secret to getting to an human agent lol.

          Reply
  13. thomasstigwikman Avatar
    thomasstigwikman

    That is a good story. As of right now it is pretty obvious when you are talking to chat robot. I was talking to the city of Dallas chat robot and I complianed that they did not pick up the recycling and I wanted to file a report. The answer I got was that the city does not pick up dead raccoons. I never used the word raccoon but it must have assumed I meant raccoon whet I said recycling. The Happiness Engineers chatbot is pretty dumb too, but a bit better. But AI of various sorts will get better.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thanks so much. Yeah, AI is pretty obvious for now and pretty unhelpful too. The racoon thing made me chuckle, I wonder how it got that from recycling.

      Reply
  14. shivatje Avatar
    shivatje

    🙏🌹

    Aum Shanti

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      🙏🙏

      Reply
  15. katiemiafrederick Avatar
    katiemiafrederick

    Hehe Dear Pooja Folks
    Used to Confuse me
    For AI Way Before

    Modern AI
    True iRobot
    Then Called
    A Computer Brain

    Yet True a Pathway
    to Financial Independence

    And Reemergence Back to Humanity
    iRobot

    Is a Cold
    Place to
    Living Die

    on the Highway of Life i Don’t
    Recommend the AI Way of Life…
    For There Are Some Horrors of

    Life
    With
    Just
    No Human Breathing
    HeART Beat iN Synch..:)

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Haha omg that’s so cool. I wonder why they assumed that you were AI.

      Reply
      1. katiemiafrederick Avatar
        katiemiafrederick

        Hehe Dear Pooja After
        66 Months When i
        Suddenly Emerged
        From “The Cocoon”

        my Old Boss
        From Years
        Before Catching
        me In Flight Dancing
        In Public In The Halls
        Of A Distant Casino

        Remarked
        i Was No Longer
        “Plastic” In my Speech
        And Gait i Flow As Water
        Waves Ocean Whole to

        His Great
        Surprise Then

        my Rich Street
        Smart Trump-like
        Uncle Said i No Longer

        Road A
        Moped
        Suddenly
        Ferrari Finely
        Tuned to Conquer

        The World

        Just
        Being
        Human No
        Longer Assessed
        As Only “A Valuable
        Commodity At Work”

        By my Old Boss

        Too Fully Human
        Naked Enough
        Whole Complete

        Moving Like
        A Wave Up to
        The “Bouncer”
        At the Biggest
        Metro Dance Hall

        i Surely Passed the
        “Turing Test” For AI 🤖
        And iRobot When He

        Addressed
        me With

        “The Party
        Doesn’t Start
        Until You Arrive”

        Finally Breathing Free
        Just Happy No Longer
        Trapped in A Fredenstein

        Head

        i had No
        Clue i Was
        Living In A
        “Horror Story”

        For Real
        Until i Was
        No Longer

        A Stranger Here
        Unto My Self Reborn

        Into Who
        i Fully Am
        i no Longer

        Have To
        Conform

        The ‘Billy Murray’
        “Another Ground
        Hog Day” AGHOGDAY

        Finally Ended
        For me

        So
        i
        Could
        Begin No
        Longer iRobot Indeed 🎶

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          Glad you found your true self, keep dancing 😊

          Reply
          1. katiemiafrederick Avatar
            katiemiafrederick

            Thanks Dear Pooja
            Difference Tween
            Smoking A Pipe
            And Playing
            A Pan
            Flute
            Merry
            Life of
            Dance
            And Sing i Am
            Now With SMiles☺️🙌🎶

            Reply
  16. Destiny Avatar
    Destiny

    it gave me the chills, Pooja …🥴😋
    most accurate…

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Aw thanks (I think?) 😅

      Reply
      1. Destiny Avatar
        Destiny

        welcome…I assure…😋🤣

        Reply
  17. Doug Avatar
    Doug

        Some in the bomb shelter had said Larysa was delusional because she said her baby Lyudmyla wanted to hear her dead father, Panas, sing her to sleep one last time, playing his cello for her.
        Larysa with Lyudmyla ran out to hear a cello that had propped itself up on a corner playing “My Love is Near,” as a Russian saboteur shot them dead, before the strings of the cello wrapped around his neck and his headless body still today wanders aimlessly while a baby ghost cries, it is said, trying to hear the song “My Love is Near” that passersby hear like a canon in their ear.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      A heartbreaking short story.

      Reply
  18. Doug Avatar
    Doug

    We used to have a lot of fun in the crowded Demonology class when my love and I took it upon ourselves to cull the class as a homework assignment.

    We had a nice dorm room where the walls were covered in the blood of our classmates but when our professor found God all was lost, and the saints came marching in with a dorky jazz band that made us bite each other and the professor gave us both an F for the course.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Very interesting.

      Reply
      1. Doug Avatar
        Doug

        Thanks. Ooops, grammar typo : I should have changed the first “and” to “as” to avoid a run-on.

        Reply
  19. byngnigel Avatar
    byngnigel

    Lol.. excellent use of the prompt, Pooja. It is a nightmare communicating via this method. Good space to have a rant as well.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Haha thanks so much. Urgh yes I get so sick of trying to explain anything to the AI customer care.

      Reply
  20. John Avatar
    John

    WP needs new ownership and a full rebuild to make it the great platform it once was!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Yes, I so agree!

      Reply
      1. John Avatar
        John

        Wouldn’t that be great! 😊

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          It would, I would love WP to go back to the good old days!

          Reply
          1. John Avatar
            John

            Yeah, I’ve been on WP for at least ten years, Pooja. It’s not what it used to be. 😭

            Reply
            1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
              P. J. Gudka

              It’s really not 😩

              Reply
              1. John Avatar
                John

                😡😭😭😭😭

                Reply
  21. Opher Avatar
    Opher

    That is really spooky!!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thank you!

      Reply
  22. Bookstooge Avatar
    Bookstooge

    Oh man, if I wasn’t banned from the support forums, I’d be questioning so many of the “staff’ there. Are you even human bro? THAT would get me banned again in about 5seconds, I know it…

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      You’re banned from support forums? That’s crazy. Urgh yeah I don’t even bother reaching out these days I just don’t see a point. They rarely help and it wastes so much of my time.

      Reply
      1. Bookstooge Avatar
        Bookstooge

        Multiple times and I suspect this one is for good.
        It really isn’t worth it any more. Worse than useless in many instances…

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          Yeah, it’s just a waste of our time at this point.

          Reply
  23. utahan15 Avatar
    utahan15

    ai is futher regression
    still i like it here
    i hate the changes as much as you too

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Yeah, I like it here too but wish they would stop messing up the platform. I think most of us feel that way.

      Reply
      1. utahan15 Avatar
        utahan15

        we do!

        Reply
  24. Eugi Avatar
    Eugi

    A great horror story/rant and I love it! Sometimes I think, AI should be fired! LOL

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Lol thanks and I so agree, there are some things AI is just not meant to do!

      Reply
  25. melaniemcgauran Avatar
    melaniemcgauran

    Hahahahaha, Pooja! That’s some great satire in just two sentences. 🙂

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Haha thanks! 🙂

      Reply
  26. Wynne Leon Avatar
    Wynne Leon

    So good!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thanks!

      Reply
  27. a-cute-weirdo Avatar
    a-cute-weirdo

    😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      😅😅

      Reply
  28. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    So…you wrote a true story then? 😉
    Awesome job, Pooja! 💞💞💞

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Lol based on true experiences 😅 Thanks! 💕

      Reply
  29. clcouch123 Avatar
    clcouch123

    Sharp lampooning of AI and dare I say WP. There seems to be great interest in having robots resemble, as in unmistakably resemble, us. I for one wouldn’t mind if a robot remained noticably a robot. We could still be friends. I hope you have a fine week (humanly speaking). In case you didn’t hear, the groundhog saw his shadow (six more weeks of winter, at least in Pennsylvania).

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Yeah, it’s creepy when they look too human. Really not a fan of that. I don’t mind robots in general though. I think they could be very helpful for humans.
      Ah I see, enjoy the winter before spring starts!

      Reply
  30. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    You said a lot with a little!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thank you! How is your wrist doing?

      Reply
  31. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    That’s a very fine whine indeed, Pooja! I laughed out loud when I read this. It’s perfect, as we have been commiserating a lot about the latest problems with WP. I’ll bet the staff are as frustrated as we are.

    And still no answers from a week ago Friday… 🙄

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Haha thanks! Yes, I think that’s why this story popped up in my mind. True, I think everyone is frustrated right now including the staff. WP needs to do better.

      Oh geez, they take forever to respond these days 😩

      Reply
      1. Steve Avatar
        Steve

        I think they need to hit the big red “reset” button…

        Reply
        1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
          P. J. Gudka

          I think I do too lol.

          Reply
          1. Steve Avatar
            Steve

            Don’t we all sometimes… 😅

            Reply
  32. Mary K. Doyle Avatar
    Mary K. Doyle

    Perfect, Pooja! You made me smile. I hope you are doing well.

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Haha thanks so much. I am and hope you’re well too.

      Reply
  33. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Send this one right to the help desk! 😄
    Well played, Pooja! 👏👏👏

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      I have a feeling they probably already read it 😅 Thanks for the image that inspired it 🤭

      Reply
  34. Ahzio Avatar
    Ahzio

    mmm-beep. mmm-beep!

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      🤖🤖

      Reply
  35. pk 🌎 Avatar
    pk 🌎

    Good story 💓

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Thank you ☺️

      Reply
  36. Belladonna Avatar
    Belladonna

    Horror is right!!! 😁

    Reply
    1. P. J. Gudka Avatar
      P. J. Gudka

      Hehe thanks!

      Reply

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